Mike Is Depressed

Loafer · 05-23-2012, 07:40 AM

A few days ago, a group of bikers were riding on I-78 when they saw a girl about to jump off a
North Central New York State bridge, so they stopped.
The Harley leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers,
past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity
either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned over the railing and did just that ... and it was a
long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After she's finished,
George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper.

"Wow!” George says "That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you
are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me…. Just WHY are you wanting
to committing suicide?"
"My name is Mike and my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl"
The onlookers are still
unclear whether that person jumped or was pushed!

Yellow Jacket · 05-28-2012, 04:10 AM

Definintely was pushed!

05-23-2012, 07:40 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Mike Is Depressed A few days ago, a group of bikers were riding on I-78 when they saw a girl about to jump off a North Central New York State bridge, so they stopped. The Harley leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump why don't you give me a kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one. After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper. "Wow!” George says "That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me…. Just WHY are you wanting to committing suicide?" "My name is Mike and my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl" The onlookers are still unclear whether that person jumped or was pushed! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

05-28-2012, 04:10 AM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Definintely was pushed! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009