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Old 05-12-2011, 11:25 AM   #1
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Unzip Your Pants

Unzip Your Pants!

An old man and an old woman are sitting in a nursing home when the old man says, "I bet you can't guess how old I am."

The old woman says, "Okay, unzip your pants."

The old man unzips his pants and the woman sticks here hand in and plays with his noodle for a minute, pulls her hand out and says, "You're 89."

The old man looks at her incredulously and asks, "How can you tell?"

The old woman says, "You told me yesterday!"
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