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Old 04-05-2011, 07:55 PM   #1
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Breaking news!!!

Well, the words is finally out about 2012!!!!

This is politically incorrect, so those of you who might be offended should refrain from reading this, or say what the hell...


It has been leaked to the Press, that Barack Obama has chosen Sylvester Stallone for his '12 running mate and Nancy Pelosi for Secretary of State.
They will run as, "Sambo, Rambo, and Bimbo".
That should cover the entire black vote (23%), half the gun vote (20%), and most of the radical/crazy vote (8%)
Adds up to 51% and guaranteed re-election.

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