Two Men IN A Pub

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Two men were talking at the pub, and one was saying how he always got in trouble from his wife when he got home drunk. The other man says, "As soon as I get home, I sneak into the bedroom, don't even get undressed, crawl up under the blanket and put the beard on until she cums. My wife doesn't care how drunk or how late I come home."

The other man decides to try this, so upon staggering home late from the pub, he sneaks into the bedroom, doesn't even get undressed, crawls up under the blanket and starts to put the beard on. After a while he hears her moan as she comes to climax. Finished, he heads to the kitchen for another beer. When he gets there he sees his wife in the family room watching television.

He says in a loud voice, "What the f**k are you doing there?"

She replies angrily, " SSSSHHHHH!!!! Mom's staying over."