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Old 02-01-2011, 02:31 PM   #1
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My Last Kiss...



A tough looking biker named Bogie was riding his "Nomad" when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.. "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked,"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So, she does.

After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....." ???
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