Motorcycle wisdom of the road

[madotu]

• Midnight bugs taste best.

• Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.

• Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.

• The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.

• Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.

• Never mistake horsepower for staying power.

• If you don't ride in the rain - you don't ride.

• A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

• Young riders pick a destination and go. . . Old riders pick a direction and go.

• A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.

• Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

• Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish your bike.

• Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.

• The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

• A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere.

• There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.

• Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit

• Maintenance is as much art as it is science.

• If you ride like there's no tomorrow - there won't be
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• Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck

• There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders.

• No matter what marquee you ride, it's all the same wind.

• Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.