Always Wear Clean Underwear In Public

[AlabamaNomadRider]

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working underyour vehicle..........

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a CrestviewCouple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down inthe parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed thecar in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people nearthe car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding fromunder the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpantsturned private parts into glaringly public ones.



Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She lookedacross the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had beenstanding idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his

forehead.