Four Naughty Nuns

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Four Naughty Nuns!

Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and all four nuns die. They get in line to go through pearly gates and wait for St. Peter to admit them.

St. Peter goes to the nuns and says, "I realize that you are sisters of the cloth, but I must ask you if you have anything to report to me that might be a sin."

The sisters thought for a while and the first nun went to St. Peter. "I once touched a man's p***s with this finger."

St. Peter thought for a while and said, "I'm sure it was in the line of duty. Place your finger in that holy water and swirl it around."

She did as she was instructed and "PING" she was in.

The second nun went to St. Peter and said, "I once touched a man's genitals with my entire right hand."

Again St. Peter thought for a while and said, "I'm sure it was within your duties. Swirl your hand in that holy water and go in."

The second nun did as she was instructed and "ping" she was in.

All of a sudden the 4th nun jumped in front of the 3rd nun.

St. Peter was really confused by this. "How come you cut in front of this Sister?"

The 4th nun replied, "I just wanted to know if I could gargle with that holy water before she soaks her ass in it!"