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Old 06-26-2009, 12:33 PM   #1
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Michael Jackson

Breaking News! CNN is reporting that Officials have found the cause of death of Michael Jackson. I guess it was food poison, he ate twelve year old nuts.



Officials are planning on cremating Jackson remains. Since he is mostly plastic they are going to melt him down into legos so the little kids can play with him.



The news is reporting that the world morns his death? Really????? The world lost a child molester yesterday and we morn?



What does Walmart and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have little boys clothing half off.



How do you know it is bed time at Michael Jackon's house? The big hand touches the little.
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