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Old 05-01-2009, 10:27 PM   #1
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Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans

One thing about TEXANS is that their hearts are always in the right place!

T. B. Bechtel, a City Councilman from Midland , TX , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's nuts to a car's battery cables will save just one Texas GI's life, then I have just three things to say,'

'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.


To that I can only add.....AMEN...... !
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