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06-09-2010, 08:30 PM | #1 |
Which side of the fence?
This isn't motorcycle related but I just had to post it...
Which side of the fence? If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If a Republican doesn't like motorcycles he will ride in silence. If a Democrat doesn't like motorcycles he will try to have them banned. If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him. If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his health care. If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended". .
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