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Old 08-15-2008, 12:25 PM   #1
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ok now yer F@#$%$#

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm f**ked."
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No you are NOT f**ked. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living sh*t out of the chief.

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, God's voice booms out again: "Okay . . . NOW you're f**ked."
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