Police Jokes.....

[jmorrow]

A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and
pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw
a nice-looking girl behind the wheel. There was
a strong liquor smell all over the car. “I am going
to give you a Breathalyzer test,” he said. “That
will show whether or not you are under the
influence of alcohol.” She blew up the balloon and
the cop walked it back to the police car. After a
minute or two, he returned to the girl’s car. “Well,
it looks like you’ve had a couple of stiff ones,” he
said.
“You mean it shows that, too?” she said.