Three Third Graders

rooster1 · 04-11-2009, 12:31 PM

Most Likely A True Story

Three third graders from Tennessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid are on the playground at recess..=2 0The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.' They all agree.

The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.

'That's nothing,' says the Italian kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.

Not to be out done, the Black kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.
'Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.'

'What kind of game is that, honey?' asks the mother.

'Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm Black. Is that true?'

'No, Leroy. It's because you're eighteen and still in the third grade.'

**ringadingh** · 04-11-2009, 12:41 PM

fish · 04-11-2009, 08:36 PM

socwkbiker · 04-14-2009, 10:14 PM

**trip** · 04-15-2009, 06:50 AM

Fifth keyboard this week...

04-11-2009, 12:31 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Three Third Graders Most Likely A True Story Three third graders from Tennessee, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid are on the playground at recess..=2 0The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.' They all agree. The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. 'That's nothing,' says the Italian kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer. Not to be out done, the Black kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest. That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. 'Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.' 'What kind of game is that, honey?' asks the mother. 'Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm Black. Is that true?' 'No, Leroy. It's because you're eighteen and still in the third grade.'

04-11-2009, 12:41 PM	#2
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04-11-2009, 08:36 PM	#3
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04-14-2009, 10:14 PM	#4
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04-15-2009, 06:50 AM	#5
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