Out drinking all night

**jmorrow** · 09-22-2008, 08:32 AM

Two guys are out drinking one night when one tells the other he's gotta go home.
"now?" says the buddy
"yeah... if I don't get home before 11:00 my wife gets pi$$ed."

"just do like i do" says the 1st guy. "when you go home, sneak into bed, pull off her panties, and go down on her. After you get done, she won't care what time it is."
"ok... I'll do it!" says the second guy

Well, about 4 hours later, the second guy stumbles into the house and quiet as a church mouse, sneaks into the bedroom. He does just as his buddy recomended and after he gets done, he goes down to living room to have a smoke. Just as he's lighting up his wife wakes up on the couch.

"sshhhh.... Mom's asleep in our bed.... "

PS. Excuse me while I go vomit forever

**ringadingh** · 09-22-2008, 10:43 AM

I don't think Id ever have a drink again!

socwkbiker · 09-22-2008, 12:41 PM

Sober me up real fast!

Yellow Jacket · 09-22-2008, 02:48 PM

Once I quit puking, I would find that drinking buddy and strangle him slowly! :) :)

dakals · 09-22-2008, 08:31 PM

GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! !! That is just plain wrong!!!!!!

09-22-2008, 08:32 AM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Out drinking all night Two guys are out drinking one night when one tells the other he's gotta go home. "now?" says the buddy "yeah... if I don't get home before 11:00 my wife gets pi$$ed." "just do like i do" says the 1st guy. "when you go home, sneak into bed, pull off her panties, and go down on her. After you get done, she won't care what time it is." "ok... I'll do it!" says the second guy Well, about 4 hours later, the second guy stumbles into the house and quiet as a church mouse, sneaks into the bedroom. He does just as his buddy recomended and after he gets done, he goes down to living room to have a smoke. Just as he's lighting up his wife wakes up on the couch. "sshhhh.... Mom's asleep in our bed.... " PS. Excuse me while I go vomit forever __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-22-2008, 10:43 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Out drinking all night I don't think Id ever have a drink again! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-22-2008, 12:41 PM	#3
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Out drinking all night Sober me up real fast! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

09-22-2008, 02:48 PM	#4
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Out drinking all night Once I quit puking, I would find that drinking buddy and strangle him slowly! :) :) __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

09-22-2008, 08:31 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Out drinking all night GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! !! That is just plain wrong!!!!!!

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