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Old 09-11-2008, 04:50 PM   #1
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if guys woke up with a vag*na

Top 10 things MEN would do if they woke up and had a vag*na for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.


9. Squat over a hand held mirror for an hour and a half.


8. See if they could finally do a split.


7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.


6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.


5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time.


4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.


3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.


2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.


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Finally find that damned G spot!

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