Retirement home Ladies.....

**jmorrow** · 07-18-2008, 04:39 PM

Three old ladies were sitting side by side on patio
chairs at their Orlando retirement home reminiscing.
The first lady recalled from years past shopping at
the local Piggly Wiggly and demonstrated with her
hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she
could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions
used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and
demonstrated the size of two big onions she could
buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word
you're saying, but I remember the guy you're
talking about.

dakals · 07-20-2008, 10:27 AM

LMAO!!!!!!

mmartin · 07-21-2008, 01:01 PM

Don't you hate it when the older ladies talk about ya.

**ringadingh** · 07-21-2008, 04:10 PM

LOL!

07-18-2008, 04:39 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Retirement home Ladies..... Three old ladies were sitting side by side on patio chairs at their Orlando retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled from years past shopping at the local Piggly Wiggly and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece. The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-20-2008, 10:27 AM	#2
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Retirement home Ladies..... LMAO!!!!!!

07-21-2008, 01:01 PM	#3
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Retirement home Ladies..... Don't you hate it when the older ladies talk about ya.

07-21-2008, 04:10 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Retirement home Ladies..... LOL! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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