Marital Misunderstanding

**ringadingh** · 07-15-2008, 08:05 PM

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.
She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.
He stated that it was OK, because he loved her soooo much.
However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity from birth. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My p***s is the same size as an infant and I hope that you can deal with that - once we are married.'
She said, 'Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant sized p***s.'
Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another.
As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants - she began to scream and ran out of the room!
Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong.
'You told me that your p***s was the size of an infant!', she said.
'Yes it is... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, and 19 inches long!'

beezer · 07-15-2008, 08:12 PM

surprize now bend over

**jmorrow** · 07-15-2008, 08:17 PM

attaboy Jim

basco · 07-15-2008, 09:20 PM

I got the same damn birth defect

basco · 07-15-2008, 09:21 PM

as him

beat you to it beezer

mmartin · 07-15-2008, 09:25 PM

funny

07-15-2008, 08:05 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Marital Misunderstanding Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK, because he loved her soooo much. However, Jim felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity from birth. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My p*s is the same size as an infant and I hope that you can deal with that - once we are married.' She said, 'Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant sized ps.' Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants - she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. 'You told me that your p**s was the size of an infant!', she said. 'Yes it is... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, and 19 inches long!' __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-15-2008, 08:12 PM	#2
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Marital Misunderstanding surprize now bend over __________________ 2012 FLHTK

07-15-2008, 08:17 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Marital Misunderstanding attaboy Jim __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-15-2008, 09:20 PM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Marital Misunderstanding I got the same damn birth defect

07-15-2008, 09:21 PM	#5
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Marital Misunderstanding as him beat you to it beezer

07-15-2008, 09:25 PM	#6
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Marital Misunderstanding funny

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