Sperm Bank Robbery

blowndodge · 07-10-2008, 03:51 PM

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

"But we're not a real bank," replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money."

"Don't argue! Just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" he shouts. She obliges and opens the safe door.

"Take one of the bottles and drink it!" he says.

"But it's full of sperm," the girl replies nervously.

"Don't argue, just drink it," he says. She takes off the cap and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one.

Suddenly, the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.

"See, it’s not that difficult is it?" he says.

basco · 07-10-2008, 04:18 PM

:)

mmartin · 07-10-2008, 04:24 PM

I like a man with a plan

Yellow Jacket · 07-10-2008, 06:48 PM

He may have proved his point but I bet he still doesn't get her to do it. Hee Hee. :) :)

jussmatt · 07-10-2008, 09:54 PM

Hell.... He shouldn't let her ANY WHERE NEAR his private parts if he knows what's good for him!!!!! LOL!

**ringadingh** · 07-10-2008, 10:11 PM

blowndodge · 07-11-2008, 10:02 AM

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

**ringadingh** · 07-11-2008, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blowndodge "Darksider"

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope it wasn't you or Nico, dressed in womens clothing that work at that bank.

I could just picture it; You saying to him : let me wear the dress now!

blowndodge · 07-11-2008, 05:26 PM

real runny real funny

dakals · 07-13-2008, 10:00 PM

lmao!!!!!!

07-10-2008, 03:51 PM	#1
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Sperm Bank Robbery A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank," replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money." "Don't argue! Just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" he shouts. She obliges and opens the safe door. "Take one of the bottles and drink it!" he says. "But it's full of sperm," the girl replies nervously. "Don't argue, just drink it," he says. She takes off the cap and gulps it down. "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly, the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband. "See, it’s not that difficult is it?" he says. __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

07-10-2008, 04:18 PM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Sperm Bank Robbery :)

07-10-2008, 04:24 PM	#3
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Sperm Bank Robbery I like a man with a plan

07-10-2008, 06:48 PM	#4
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Sperm Bank Robbery He may have proved his point but I bet he still doesn't get her to do it. Hee Hee. :) :) __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

07-10-2008, 09:54 PM	#5
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Sperm Bank Robbery Hell.... He shouldn't let her ANY WHERE NEAR his private parts if he knows what's good for him!!!!! LOL!

07-10-2008, 10:11 PM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Sperm Bank Robbery __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-11-2008, 10:02 AM	#7
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Sperm Bank Robbery OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

07-11-2008, 05:26 PM	#9
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Sperm Bank Robbery real runny real funny __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

07-13-2008, 10:00 PM	#10
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Sperm Bank Robbery lmao!!!!!!

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