English???

06-30-2008, 10:29 AM

English??

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,'
she retorted indignantly.
In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives.'

Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again

ridemslow · 06-30-2008, 02:13 PM

Thats almost like the Arkansas readung/spelling test published when slick Willie was runnin for prez. If I can find it, I will post it.

**jmorrow** · 06-30-2008, 06:49 PM

06-30-2008, 07:30 PM

lol!!!

dakals · 06-30-2008, 10:42 PM

Damn it!!!!!! I READ IT TWICE!!!!!!!lmao!!!!!!

ianicky · 07-01-2008, 02:25 AM

lol i owe you $5

beezer · 07-01-2008, 03:51 AM

my head's in Mississippi

**ringadingh** · 07-01-2008, 08:37 AM

I owe someone $5.00

07-01-2008, 09:14 AM

ME ME ME!!!!

mmartin · 07-03-2008, 10:47 AM

I read it 3 times
sounds good to me

06-30-2008, 10:29 AM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	English??? English?? A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.' The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.' Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.' $5.00 says you're gonna read this again

06-30-2008, 02:13 PM	#2
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	English??? Thats almost like the Arkansas readung/spelling test published when slick Willie was runnin for prez. If I can find it, I will post it. __________________

06-30-2008, 06:49 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	English??? __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

06-30-2008, 07:30 PM	#4
Guest Posts: n/a	English??? lol!!!

06-30-2008, 10:42 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	English??? Damn it!!!!!! I READ IT TWICE!!!!!!!lmao!!!!!!

07-01-2008, 02:25 AM	#6
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	English??? lol i owe you $5

07-01-2008, 03:51 AM	#7
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	English??? my head's in Mississippi __________________ 2012 FLHTK

07-01-2008, 08:37 AM	#8
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	English??? I owe someone $5.00 __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-01-2008, 09:14 AM	#9
Guest Posts: n/a	English??? ME ME ME!!!!

07-03-2008, 10:47 AM	#10
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	English??? I read it 3 times sounds good to me

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