The Bass Boat

rick6375 · 04-30-2015, 02:00 PM

... A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.

He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,

"What you gonna do with that?! There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
the wife and asks where his brother is.

She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .

He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"

**ringadingh** · 04-30-2015, 05:18 PM

Chuck A. · 04-30-2015, 08:10 PM

Oh no, you did go there!

3 guys walking across a desert. One from Alabama, one from Georgia, One from Tennessee. Tenn looks at Bama and says ' why'd you bring that jug. He replies 'it's got water in it and I'll share with you'. Bama says back to the Tenn guy 'what's in the bag. Tenn says 'I've got bread in here and I'll share with you'. They look back at the Georgia guy who is lagging way back and said 'what's up with you caring a car door'. Georgia guy replies, 'you guys are dum as a box of rocks. It get's powerfully hot out here and I can roll down the window to cool down'.

rick6375 · 05-01-2015, 12:24 AM

Good one Chuck. So glad I'm from Ohio. But hey, Its all in fun. I'm riding down to Pelham saturday to ride with a group there, if you dont hear from me again, I guess we'll know why.

Loafer · 05-01-2015, 06:06 AM

Both were really funny

Thanks Guys!

Alan · 11-06-2015, 06:34 PM

Hold my beer. I wanna try something.

The Black Knight · 11-07-2015, 04:46 AM

lar · 11-18-2015, 12:57 AM

04-30-2015, 02:00 PM	#1
rick6375 Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: New Castle, In. Posts: 365	The Bass Boat ... A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that?! There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here." He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it." His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house. The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand . He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?" His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?" His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!" __________________ 2005 800 Classic 2012 Voyager ABS

04-30-2015, 05:18 PM	#2
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04-30-2015, 08:10 PM	#3
Chuck A. Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Hartselle Alabama Posts: 1,005	Oh no, you did go there! 3 guys walking across a desert. One from Alabama, one from Georgia, One from Tennessee. Tenn looks at Bama and says ' why'd you bring that jug. He replies 'it's got water in it and I'll share with you'. Bama says back to the Tenn guy 'what's in the bag. Tenn says 'I've got bread in here and I'll share with you'. They look back at the Georgia guy who is lagging way back and said 'what's up with you caring a car door'. Georgia guy replies, 'you guys are dum as a box of rocks. It get's powerfully hot out here and I can roll down the window to cool down'. __________________ Have A Good One, Chuck Patriot Guard Riders Sons Of Liberty Riders Alabama Road Captain 2015 Voyager 2003 1500 NOMAD FI sold 6/19 VBA #2993 RUSSELL DAYLONG SEATS ROCK!! DAMMIT TOOL: Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling "DAMMIT" at the top of your lungs There is no substitute for laminar flow in which a helmet is the primary disturbance. SO MANY ROADS, SO LITTLE TIME. Last edited by Chuck A.; 11-18-2015 at 05:46 AM.

05-01-2015, 12:24 AM	#4
rick6375 Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: New Castle, In. Posts: 365	Good one Chuck. So glad I'm from Ohio. But hey, Its all in fun. I'm riding down to Pelham saturday to ride with a group there, if you dont hear from me again, I guess we'll know why. __________________ 2005 800 Classic 2012 Voyager ABS

05-01-2015, 06:06 AM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Both were really funny Thanks Guys! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

11-06-2015, 06:34 PM	#6
Alan Jr. Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: Hot Springs Nat. Park, AR. Posts: 16	Hold my beer. I wanna try something.

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