My Kind of a Retirement Plan!

jussmatt · 06-06-2008, 03:32 PM

Retirement Plan Investment Tip

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

Yellow Jacket · 06-06-2008, 04:33 PM

I want to get elected to Congress or the Senate for about two terms and then retire at full pay for the rest of my life. Of course, after doing what I would have to do to be elected and stay elected, I wouldn't be able to stand myself and I would have to shoot myself! :)

audiogooroo · 06-06-2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Yellow Jacket

I want to get elected to Congress or the Senate for about two terms and then retire at full pay for the rest of my life. Of course, after doing what I would have to do to be elected and stay elected, I wouldn't be able to stand myself and I would have to shoot myself! :)

You may be on to something. If more of our elected officials would shoot themselves we would probably be better off! ;)

Just kidding folks. Please don't send me emails telling what a terrible person I am.

nomad1600 · 06-06-2008, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by audiogooroo

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Originally Posted by Yellow Jacket

I want to get elected to Congress or the Senate for about two terms and then retire at full pay for the rest of my life. Of course, after doing what I would have to do to be elected and stay elected, I wouldn't be able to stand myself and I would have to shoot myself! :)

You may be on to something. If more of our elected officials would shoot themselves we would probably be better off! ;)

Just kidding folks. Please don't send me emails telling what a terrible person I am.

I think the Secret Service is looking for you!!

oledawg · 06-06-2008, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by audiogooroo

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Originally Posted by Yellow Jacket

I want to get elected to Congress or the Senate for about two terms and then retire at full pay for the rest of my life. Of course, after doing what I would have to do to be elected and stay elected, I wouldn't be able to stand myself and I would have to shoot myself! :)

You may be on to something. If more of our elected officials would shoot themselves we would probably be better off! ;)

Just kidding folks. Please don't send me emails telling what a terrible person I am.

:)Not me! I think yer a good guy & I agree with your assesment completely!

dakals · 06-06-2008, 10:40 PM

WOOHOO BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEER,BEER,BEER,BEER!!!!!!!

06-06-2008, 03:32 PM	#1
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	My Kind of a Retirement Plan! Retirement Plan Investment Tip If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left. But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. This is called the 401-Keg Plan.

06-06-2008, 04:33 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	My Kind of a Retirement Plan! I want to get elected to Congress or the Senate for about two terms and then retire at full pay for the rest of my life. Of course, after doing what I would have to do to be elected and stay elected, I wouldn't be able to stand myself and I would have to shoot myself! :) __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

06-06-2008, 10:40 PM	#6
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	My Kind of a Retirement Plan! WOOHOO BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEER,BEER,BEER,BEER!!!!!!!

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