Old is when.....

**jmorrow** · 05-29-2008, 07:48 AM

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
And make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy
And your pacemaker opens the garage door,

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going braless
Pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN..
You don't care where your spouse goes,
Just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police

'OLD' IS WHEN. ..
'Getting a little action'
Means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
In the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes?
.

dakals · 05-29-2008, 11:46 AM

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot.

This one is just plain wrong!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!

beezer · 05-29-2008, 12:01 PM

you fart dust

05-29-2008, 12:14 PM

seriously though...that is pretty damn funny chit there!

socwkbiker · 05-29-2008, 12:27 PM

Sue, didn't you say all that stuff applied to old man Nico?

05-29-2008, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Dooley

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom.

I can't recall when that hasn't been true....

Must be CRS syndrome again.

05-31-2008, 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SWB,voices tell me evil things

Sue, didn't you say all that stuff applied to old man Nico?

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05-29-2008, 07:48 AM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Old is when..... 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you On your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy And your pacemaker opens the garage door, 'OLD' IS WHEN... Going braless Pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 'OLD' IS WHEN.. You don't care where your spouse goes, Just as long as you don't have to go along. 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police 'OLD' IS WHEN. .. 'Getting a little action' Means you don't need to take any fiber today. 'OLD' IS WHEN... 'Getting lucky' means you find your car In the parking lot. 'OLD' IS WHEN... An 'all nighter' means not getting up To use the bathroom. AND 'OLD' IS WHEN... You are not sure these are jokes? . __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

05-29-2008, 11:46 AM	#2
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Old is when..... 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you On your new alligator shoes And you're barefoot. This one is just plain wrong!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!

05-29-2008, 12:01 PM	#3
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Old is when..... you fart dust __________________ 2012 FLHTK

05-29-2008, 12:14 PM	#4
Guest Posts: n/a	Old is when..... seriously though...that is pretty damn funny chit there!

05-29-2008, 12:27 PM	#5
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Old is when..... Sue, didn't you say all that stuff applied to old man Nico? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD