Breast feeding on the Bus!!

recumbentbob · 01-22-2013, 06:08 PM

I was riding a bus, minding my own business, when the gorgeous woman next to me started to
breast feed her baby.

The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, eat it all up or ... I'll have to give it to this nice man here."

Five minutes later, the baby was still not nursing, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."

A few minutes later, I yelled, "Come on.
Make up your mind!
I was supposed to get off four stops ago!!!"

I keep taking the same bus but still no luck.

redjay · 01-22-2013, 06:25 PM

Good one !

Sin City Stan · 01-22-2013, 08:57 PM

Rotoman40 · 01-22-2013, 10:13 PM

Lol

fish · 01-22-2013, 10:26 PM

!cid_2B9BCEC94E0243CD91549B909A21A50B@Wizz.jpg

**ringadingh** · 01-22-2013, 10:47 PM

01-22-2013, 06:08 PM	#1
recumbentbob Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Newburgh IN Posts: 3,404	Breast feeding on the Bus!! I was riding a bus, minding my own business, when the gorgeous woman next to me started to breast feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, eat it all up or ... I'll have to give it to this nice man here." Five minutes later, the baby was still not nursing, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later, I yelled, "Come on. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!!!" I keep taking the same bus but still no luck. __________________ VBA #01084 "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." Last edited by recumbentbob; 01-22-2013 at 06:12 PM.

01-22-2013, 08:57 PM	#3
Sin City Stan Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,746	__________________ Oldest Saloon In Nevada http://www.pioneersaloon.info/ "Sin City Stan" Henderson, NV VBA #01004 VROC #29365 2004 Nomad 1500L5 +100 "The Bike" 2009 Nomad 1700 (past) 2004 Vulcan Classic 800 (past) 2010 Cortez - 2011 Crescent City - 2012 Kanab - 2013 Estes Park

01-22-2013, 10:26 PM	#5
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	!cid_2B9BCEC94E0243CD91549B909A21A50B@Wizz.jpg __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

01-22-2013, 10:47 PM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-22-2013, 06:25 PM	#2
redjay Top Contributor Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ontario Posts: 7,017	Good one !

01-22-2013, 10:13 PM	#4
Rotoman40 Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: South Bend IN Posts: 89	Lol