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Old 10-16-2012, 09:42 PM   #1
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Tragic Loss

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
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Old 10-17-2012, 12:16 AM   #2
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Old 10-17-2012, 06:59 AM   #3
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Well then leave him to mourn in peace.
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Old 10-17-2012, 07:06 AM   #4
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Poor Guy!!
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:39 PM   #5
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Think I feel the sniffles coming on myself, what a heart-breaker!
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