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Old 04-18-2008, 10:25 AM   #1
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Mis-understood

Two drunks were sitting in a bar and were pretty well on their way to getting completely wasted. Tom was in his early twenties and Howard was in his mid-forties.

Tom turned to Howard and said, "Howard, I managed to get into my girl friends panties last weekend for the first time!"

Howard exclaimed, "Tom, thash stinkin wunnerful! Bartender, give Tom nuther beer on me!"

Then Howard told Tom, "It looks like its gunna be nuther couple of years 'fore I can get inna my daughters panties."

Stunned, Tom replied, "Good Gosh Almighty! Why on earth would you want to get into your daughters panties!?"

Howard sadly replied, "Cause my wife's gotten so fat her panties fall right off me."
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