Sex Frogs...

**wompus** · 01-27-2012, 09:32 PM

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign says:

'SEX FROGS'

Only $20 each! Come with 'complete' instructions.

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'

The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down between your legs, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.'

So, she calls the pet store.
The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'

The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and STERNLY says:

LISTEN TO ME!!

I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE MORE TIME!!!

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-27-2012, 09:39 PM

Good one.

I had heard it about a dog and something a little different. I was thinking of posting it about you.

**wompus** · 01-27-2012, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlabamaNomadRider

Good one.

I had heard it about a dog and something a little different. I was thinking of posting it about you.

Just make sure it's a redhead and not a blonde!

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-27-2012, 09:50 PM

It was about a guy that owned a dog that gave BJ's. When it didn't he told the dog I'm just going to show you this one more time. Like I said I was going to use you as the dog owner. That would have been for the one you posted about me the other day.

**ringadingh** · 01-27-2012, 10:05 PM

I think I'll get myself some frogs to sell!

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-27-2012, 10:07 PM

Not a bad idea Steve.

**ringadingh** · 01-27-2012, 10:17 PM

You can't buy one Gene!

Yellow Jacket · 01-28-2012, 07:57 AM

Sounds like the pet store guy had a pretty good deal going there.

**wompus** · 01-28-2012, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ringadingh

You can't buy one Gene!

But he has a great dog for sale!

01-27-2012, 09:32 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Sex Frogs... A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign says: 'SEX FROGS' Only $20 each! Come with 'complete' instructions. The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!' As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!' The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down between your legs, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.' So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!' The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and STERNLY says: LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE MORE TIME!!! __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

01-27-2012, 09:39 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Good one. I had heard it about a dog and something a little different. I was thinking of posting it about you. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-27-2012, 09:50 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	It was about a guy that owned a dog that gave BJ's. When it didn't he told the dog I'm just going to show you this one more time. Like I said I was going to use you as the dog owner. That would have been for the one you posted about me the other day. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-27-2012, 10:05 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	I think I'll get myself some frogs to sell! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-27-2012, 10:07 PM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Not a bad idea Steve. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-27-2012, 10:17 PM	#7
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	You can't buy one Gene! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-28-2012, 07:57 AM	#8
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Sounds like the pet store guy had a pretty good deal going there. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009