Garfield on the oil crisis

**wompus** · 01-22-2012, 10:44 AM

YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Coastal Alabama
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Coastal Mississippi
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Coastal Texas
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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And
Texas

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Our dipsticks are located in DC
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Any Questions?
NO? Didn't think So.

NRiderUSA · 01-22-2012, 10:51 AM

Sounds simple doesnt it.... politics as usual complicating a simple thing.

Loafer · 01-22-2012, 10:55 AM

They should have never closed the oil wells we had.

NRiderUSA · 01-22-2012, 11:10 AM

The plot thickens........ Ever wonder why.

The Real oil Problem
http://www.cato.org/pubs/regulation/...n1/v27n1-1.pdf

**ringadingh** · 01-22-2012, 11:56 AM

I think your right.

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-22-2012, 12:40 PM

I agree with the location of the dipsticks being in DC.

NRiderUSA · 01-25-2012, 10:38 PM

Here's what Reagan had to say about this in 80's...... and we are still there.

01-22-2012, 10:44 AM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Garfield on the oil crisis YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!! A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in: ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Coastal Alabama ~~~~ Coastal Mississippi ~~~~ Coastal Texas ~~~ North Dakota ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania ~~~ And Texas ~~~ Our dipsticks are located in DC ~~~ Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So. __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

01-22-2012, 10:51 AM	#2
NRiderUSA Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 3,781	Sounds simple doesnt it.... politics as usual complicating a simple thing. __________________ NRiderUSA "Rick" "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." 1946 George Orwell

01-22-2012, 10:55 AM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	They should have never closed the oil wells we had. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

01-22-2012, 11:10 AM	#4
NRiderUSA Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 3,781	The plot thickens........ Ever wonder why. The Real oil Problem http://www.cato.org/pubs/regulation/...n1/v27n1-1.pdf __________________ NRiderUSA "Rick" "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." 1946 George Orwell Last edited by NRiderUSA; 01-22-2012 at 11:24 AM.

01-22-2012, 11:56 AM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	I think your right. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-22-2012, 12:40 PM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	I agree with the location of the dipsticks being in DC. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-25-2012, 10:38 PM	#7
NRiderUSA Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 3,781	Here's what Reagan had to say about this in 80's...... and we are still there. __________________ NRiderUSA "Rick" "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." 1946 George Orwell