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Old 12-02-2011, 08:05 AM   #1
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Caught in the act

This Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets home and finds his boss in bed with his wife. Later, back at the bar, the guy tells the bartender the story.

"Wow, that's awful, what did you do?" the bartender asked.

"Well, I carefully snuck back out the door, and came straight back here. Shoot, they we're just getting started, so I figure, I got time for a couple more beers."
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Old 12-02-2011, 09:55 AM   #2
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You've met a couple of my ex wives, haven't you?
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Old 12-02-2011, 11:50 AM   #3
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Laughed at Monkeyman's reply. The "Joke" is just sad. Sounds like my older brother's Ex. She wears short skirts without panties . . . It saves time undressing when she meets a new fella.
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Old 12-02-2011, 12:04 PM   #4
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It saves time undressing when she meets a new fella.
So you have met my 1st ex wife.
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Old 12-02-2011, 06:58 PM   #5
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Old 12-02-2011, 08:01 PM   #6
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You REALLY don't want what she's got . . .
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Old 12-02-2011, 09:34 PM   #7
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I would say that reminded me of my ex... but she didn't like males......



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