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03-11-2008, 06:55 AM
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole and struck one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me" , she told him. "Oh no, I'll be all right in a few minutes" he said as he lay in the fetal position with his hands clasped together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away from his groin, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked "How does that feel?" He replied "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken." |
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03-11-2008, 08:47 AM
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That's when you stay quiet about anything else and let her continue.
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03-11-2008, 09:19 AM
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Or as in your case......him
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03-11-2008, 12:44 PM
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Quote:
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03-11-2008, 01:54 PM
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