Magic Green Hat

recumbentbob · 06-07-2011, 07:53 AM

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!

Loafer · 06-07-2011, 08:09 AM

I got to get me one.

**cnc** · 06-07-2011, 08:11 AM

I've meet the men who wear them.

**BudMan** · 06-07-2011, 08:21 AM

AlabamaNomadRider · 06-07-2011, 07:56 PM

battman · 06-07-2011, 08:46 PM

I'd pay good money to buy one of those! Specially around these parts

**mc88** · 06-07-2011, 08:49 PM

lmao. Very nice

**ringadingh** · 06-08-2011, 06:45 AM

Stump · 06-09-2011, 10:51 AM

I need one of those hats , were can I get one ?

**canedriver** · 06-09-2011, 01:35 PM

HAT

ridemslow · 06-10-2011, 03:07 PM

I need a couple hats like that.

06-07-2011, 07:53 AM	#1
recumbentbob Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Newburgh IN Posts: 3,404	Magic Green Hat The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours. At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order! __________________ VBA #01084 "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

06-07-2011, 08:09 AM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Magic Green Hat I got to get me one. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

06-07-2011, 08:11 AM	#3
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	Magic Green Hat I've meet the men who wear them. __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

06-07-2011, 08:21 AM	#4
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Magic Green Hat __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

06-07-2011, 07:56 PM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Magic Green Hat __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

06-07-2011, 08:46 PM	#6
battman Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Baytown, Tx Posts: 6	Magic Green Hat I'd pay good money to buy one of those! Specially around these parts

06-07-2011, 08:49 PM	#7
mc88 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Sioux Center, IA Posts: 228	Magic Green Hat lmao. Very nice __________________ Mick Argo - NW Iowa 2006 Vulcan Nomad 2005 Honda Shadow Aero 2007 Kawasaki 650R 2001 Kawasaki ZR-7

06-08-2011, 06:45 AM	#8
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Magic Green Hat __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-09-2011, 10:51 AM	#9
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Magic Green Hat I need one of those hats , were can I get one ? __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

06-09-2011, 01:35 PM	#10
canedriver Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 632	Magic Green Hat HAT

06-10-2011, 03:07 PM	#11
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Magic Green Hat I need a couple hats like that. __________________

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