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Old 12-05-2008, 05:12 PM   #1
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Seducing a Barman

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the Manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face now with both hands. Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me -I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and his full head of hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues seductively, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. She slowly continues, "Tell him,... that there,...is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
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Old 12-05-2008, 10:10 PM   #2
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Old 12-05-2008, 10:32 PM   #3
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Gross. LOL
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Old 12-06-2008, 09:55 AM   #4
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Funny!
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Old 12-06-2008, 02:51 PM   #5
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LOL!!!!!!!
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Old 12-08-2008, 02:54 AM   #6
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Gross depends on whether she had gone #1 or #2............
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