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Old 04-05-2011, 07:55 PM   #1
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Breaking news!!!

Well, the words is finally out about 2012!!!!

This is politically incorrect, so those of you who might be offended should refrain from reading this, or say what the hell...


It has been leaked to the Press, that Barack Obama has chosen Sylvester Stallone for his '12 running mate and Nancy Pelosi for Secretary of State.
They will run as, "Sambo, Rambo, and Bimbo".
That should cover the entire black vote (23%), half the gun vote (20%), and most of the radical/crazy vote (8%)
Adds up to 51% and guaranteed re-election.

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Old 04-05-2011, 08:00 PM   #2
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Old 04-05-2011, 08:29 PM   #3
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Your so close to being right that it is sad
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Your so close to being right that it is sad
We live in a scary world. :(
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I agree 100000%.
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Old 04-05-2011, 09:59 PM   #6
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There is a good chance he will be re-elected. He will get all sorts of free ads as he is the incumbent. A lot of people will vote for him because he is in office. They won't look at what he has or hasn't done. He is also the only candidate for the democrats. The republicans will have to have primaries and finally narrow it down to one. Meanwhile O'bama will be adding campaign funds. Saw something in the paper where he wants to raise one billion dollars. Can you imagine what that money could do for the American people if it were used for good rather than political ads.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:34 PM   #7
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Breaking news!!!

Can you believe that portch monkey is raising a Billion dollors to run again!????
And for a job that only pays $250,000 a year?
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