Amish Elevator

**ringadingh** · 01-21-2008, 12:08 PM

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.
The father , not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son . .
"Go get your mother."

basco · 01-21-2008, 03:23 PM

Hell yeah

socwkbiker · 01-21-2008, 03:26 PM

Wish that worked!

01-21-2008, 03:46 PM

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Wish that worked!

dakals · 01-21-2008, 08:21 PM

Wish i could do that!!!!!

ianicky · 01-22-2008, 02:04 PM

Havent you already done that ;)

dakals · 01-22-2008, 02:15 PM

I tried but it didn't work for me

ianicky · 01-22-2008, 02:43 PM

Thats because how can you improve on something thats already perfect

dakals · 01-22-2008, 02:45 PM

Yeah right you won't be saying that when you see pics of me!!!!!! Your sweet though.

01-22-2008, 02:49 PM

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Thats because how can you improve on something thats already perfect

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dakals · 01-22-2008, 02:58 PM

You keep changing your name LOL you are funny.

blowndodge · 01-22-2008, 03:13 PM

Lets send Nico up in an elevator! It's got to be an improvement! "Amish Porn"?? geeeee what a suprise post that was huh??

01-22-2008, 03:15 PM

blowndodge · 01-22-2008, 03:17 PM

Nico flakes??

01-22-2008, 03:23 PM

01-21-2008, 12:08 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Amish Elevator An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father , not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son . . "Go get your mother." __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-21-2008, 03:23 PM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Amish Elevator Hell yeah

01-21-2008, 03:26 PM	#3
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Amish Elevator Wish that worked! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-21-2008, 08:21 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Amish Elevator Wish i could do that!!!!!

01-22-2008, 02:04 PM	#6
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Amish Elevator Havent you already done that ;)

01-22-2008, 02:15 PM	#7
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Amish Elevator I tried but it didn't work for me

01-22-2008, 02:43 PM	#8
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Amish Elevator Thats because how can you improve on something thats already perfect

01-22-2008, 02:45 PM	#9
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Amish Elevator Yeah right you won't be saying that when you see pics of me!!!!!! Your sweet though.

01-22-2008, 02:58 PM	#11
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Amish Elevator You keep changing your name LOL you are funny.

01-22-2008, 03:13 PM	#12
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Amish Elevator Lets send Nico up in an elevator! It's got to be an improvement! "Amish Porn"?? geeeee what a suprise post that was huh?? __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

01-22-2008, 03:17 PM	#14
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Amish Elevator Nico flakes?? __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

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