Two Men IN A Pub

rooster1 · 02-22-2011, 12:57 PM

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Two men were talking at the pub, and one was saying how he always got in trouble from his wife when he got home drunk. The other man says, "As soon as I get home, I sneak into the bedroom, don't even get undressed, crawl up under the blanket and put the beard on until she cums. My wife doesn't care how drunk or how late I come home."

The other man decides to try this, so upon staggering home late from the pub, he sneaks into the bedroom, doesn't even get undressed, crawls up under the blanket and starts to put the beard on. After a while he hears her moan as she comes to climax. Finished, he heads to the kitchen for another beer. When he gets there he sees his wife in the family room watching television.

He says in a loud voice, "What the f**k are you doing there?"

She replies angrily, " SSSSHHHHH!!!! Mom's staying over."

**ringadingh** · 02-22-2011, 07:59 PM

OH OH!!

Sin City Stan · 02-22-2011, 08:05 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-22-2011, 10:11 PM

Nothing like taking care of the kin folk.

Loafer · 02-23-2011, 09:15 AM

Keeping it all in the family.

02-22-2011, 12:57 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Two Men IN A Pub . Two men were talking at the pub, and one was saying how he always got in trouble from his wife when he got home drunk. The other man says, "As soon as I get home, I sneak into the bedroom, don't even get undressed, crawl up under the blanket and put the beard on until she cums. My wife doesn't care how drunk or how late I come home." The other man decides to try this, so upon staggering home late from the pub, he sneaks into the bedroom, doesn't even get undressed, crawls up under the blanket and starts to put the beard on. After a while he hears her moan as she comes to climax. Finished, he heads to the kitchen for another beer. When he gets there he sees his wife in the family room watching television. He says in a loud voice, "What the f**k are you doing there?" She replies angrily, " SSSSHHHHH!!!! Mom's staying over."

02-22-2011, 07:59 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Two Men IN A Pub OH OH!! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-22-2011, 08:05 PM	#3
Sin City Stan Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,746	Two Men IN A Pub __________________ Oldest Saloon In Nevada http://www.pioneersaloon.info/ "Sin City Stan" Henderson, NV VBA #01004 VROC #29365 2004 Nomad 1500L5 +100 "The Bike" 2009 Nomad 1700 (past) 2004 Vulcan Classic 800 (past) 2010 Cortez - 2011 Crescent City - 2012 Kanab - 2013 Estes Park

02-22-2011, 10:11 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Two Men IN A Pub Nothing like taking care of the kin folk. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-23-2011, 09:15 AM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Two Men IN A Pub Keeping it all in the family. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

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