 
|
|
|
|
|
If this is your first visit to our new forum (est. 9.20.11) and you're already registered on the old forum, you'll have to request a new password in order to log in here. To do so, please Click Here and fill in the proper info. You must use the email address that you originally registered with on the old forum. You will then be emailed a new password (if you don't see it, please check your spam/junk folder). If you have any problems at all, please email us at mail@VulcanBagger.com. Thanks! |
08-10-2007, 11:25 PM
|
#1 |
|
Advanced Member
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: New Caney,Tx
Posts: 510
|
Two Women Meet in Heaven
TWO WOMEN MEET IN HEAVEN:
> > 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. > > 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? > > 1st woman: I Froze to Death. > > 2nd woman: How Horrible! > > 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? > > 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him, but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. > > 1st woman: So what happened? > > 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up unti l I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died. > > 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. |
|
|
08-10-2007, 11:33 PM
|
#2 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Two Women Meet in Heaven
ha ha ha ooooooweeee thats good stuff!! Probably a true story!
|
|
|
|
08-11-2007, 07:35 PM
|
#3 |
|
Advanced Member
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: New Caney,Tx
Posts: 510
|
Two Women Meet in Heaven
LOL I thought yall would like that one.
|
|
|
|
12-26-2007, 03:10 PM
|
#5 |
|
Guest
Posts: n/a
|
Two Women Meet in Heaven
d**n women.
 <marquee>  </marquee>
|
|
|
|
12-26-2007, 08:58 PM
|
#6 | |
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pocatello, Idaho
Posts: 5,241
 |
Two Women Meet in Heaven
Quote:
__________________
Idaho (aka Curmudgeon) Blue Knights Idaho III VBA #110 VROC #24864 IBA #49753 2007 Nomad 86,000 miles Bud Smalley Pocatello, Idaho  Idaho Jack Adapter |
|
|
|
|
12-27-2007, 09:39 AM
|
#7 | |
|
Top Contributor
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Jefferson City, MO
Posts: 6,272
|
Two Women Meet in Heaven
Quote:
[/quote:q9g1tmvj] And ran like hell too.
__________________
Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver  Todd and BD
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| What is Heaven? | Loafer | Lighter Side/Jokes | 2 | 08-25-2011 08:09 PM |
| How to Get to Heaven from Ireland | wompus | Lighter Side/Jokes | 3 | 02-24-2011 02:36 PM |
| HEAVEN AND HELL | wompus | Lighter Side/Jokes | 4 | 09-16-2010 05:59 AM |
| Do you want to go to Heaven | trevwales | Lighter Side/Jokes | 1 | 12-06-2008 02:46 PM |
| Heaven | ringadingh | Lighter Side/Jokes | 6 | 01-16-2008 08:53 PM |
| In Association with VBA Web |  |
Join VBA Web Now! |
Linear Mode
