Plant a pig

**wompus** · 02-10-2011, 02:20 PM

TEXANS CAN CONTRIBUTE A LOT
TO THIS EFFORT!
Plant a pig

Please donate to your local "Plant A Pig Foundation" today. Not tax deductible, but well worth the effort. In Spain , at Seville some local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, making sure this would be known by the local press. Islamic rules forbid erecting a Mosque on "pig soiled ground". The Muslins had to cancel the project...this land had been sold to them by government officials... No protests were needed by the local people ... and it worked!! Not dummies …. the Spaniards. They found a solution!!! No protests needed!

In Texas they have an over abundance of feral pigs. They could send them all over the country and just plant them everywhere! After all…contaminated soil would surely drift and they could create new job programs by having soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed. Of course, high on the mountain tops of the Rockies or other mountain ranges they might find some uncontaminated soil, but then…building a mosque there would pose some problems…Americans…put on your thinking caps and let’s find a solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of life! If pigs are the answer…let’s do it!
Your Committee for the Betterment of America
Let’s keep this going!

By some estimates there are2 million feral hogs in Texas. With such an abundant resource we should be able to contaminate the entire state!

paul · 02-10-2011, 04:11 PM

I like your thinking. We could even get a 2-fer by planting them over a bed of hot coals...melt all that good fat into the soil and the end result is delicious.

**Idaho** · 02-10-2011, 06:26 PM

I smell a conspiracy. Smells like bacon.

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-10-2011, 07:12 PM

I just learned that Alabama also has an abundance of the feral pig. Would be more than happy to contribute.

02-10-2011, 02:20 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Plant a pig TEXANS CAN CONTRIBUTE A LOT TO THIS EFFORT! Plant a pig Please donate to your local "Plant A Pig Foundation" today. Not tax deductible, but well worth the effort. In Spain , at Seville some local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, making sure this would be known by the local press. Islamic rules forbid erecting a Mosque on "pig soiled ground". The Muslins had to cancel the project...this land had been sold to them by government officials... No protests were needed by the local people ... and it worked!! Not dummies …. the Spaniards. They found a solution!!! No protests needed! In Texas they have an over abundance of feral pigs. They could send them all over the country and just plant them everywhere! After all…contaminated soil would surely drift and they could create new job programs by having soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed. Of course, high on the mountain tops of the Rockies or other mountain ranges they might find some uncontaminated soil, but then…building a mosque there would pose some problems…Americans…put on your thinking caps and let’s find a solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of life! If pigs are the answer…let’s do it! Your Committee for the Betterment of America Let’s keep this going! By some estimates there are2 million feral hogs in Texas. With such an abundant resource we should be able to contaminate the entire state! __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!! Login or Register to Remove Ads
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02-10-2011, 04:11 PM	#2
paul Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: magnolia, tx Posts: 1,500	Plant a pig I like your thinking. We could even get a 2-fer by planting them over a bed of hot coals...melt all that good fat into the soil and the end result is delicious. __________________ The beatings will stop when morale improves.
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02-10-2011, 06:26 PM	#3
Idaho Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pocatello, Idaho Posts: 5,241	Plant a pig I smell a conspiracy. Smells like bacon. __________________ Idaho (aka Curmudgeon) Blue Knights Idaho III VBA #110 VROC #24864 IBA #49753 2007 Nomad 86,000 miles Bud Smalley Pocatello, Idaho Idaho Jack Adapter
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02-10-2011, 07:12 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Plant a pig I just learned that Alabama also has an abundance of the feral pig. Would be more than happy to contribute. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181
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