The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!

**cnc** · 12-22-2010, 09:01 PM

The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.

The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were:

10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.

8 Viagra, like a rock !

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra , Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!

2 Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs.

AlabamaNomadRider · 12-22-2010, 09:44 PM

Good ones.

sas · 12-22-2010, 10:37 PM

LOL!

And you.. peepee; pay attention!

Stump · 12-22-2010, 10:43 PM

12-22-2010, 09:01 PM	#1
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever! The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever! The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8 Viagra, like a rock ! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra , Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper! 2 Viagra, We bring good things to Life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your peepee... This is your peepee on drugs. __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

12-22-2010, 09:44 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever! Good ones. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

12-22-2010, 10:37 PM	#3
sas Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: McComb, MS Posts: 309	The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever! LOL! And you.. peepee; pay attention! __________________ "Growing old takes time. Use it wisley."

12-22-2010, 10:43 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever! __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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