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10-08-2007, 07:06 PM
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A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her
husband, 'I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' He never heard the shot.... |
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10-08-2007, 07:26 PM
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You know wolfman, my father always told me that no matter what my date may look like or act like, I must always find something to compliment her on. When I was 16 I went on a blind date on a hot july night and the girl must have weighed 250 lbs. All night long I struggled trying to find something to compliment her on. At the last minute as she was going in her door just before I left I said, " Ya know, For a Fat girl you don't sweat much.............
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10-09-2007, 02:51 AM
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10-09-2007, 09:03 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Jefferson City, MO
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Ouch
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10-09-2007, 10:53 AM
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10-09-2007, 09:55 PM
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Beezer...you are just soooooooooo wrong!!!!!!!
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10-10-2007, 08:31 AM
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You know what they say, more cushion for the pushin'
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