FEMALE COMPASSION

**cnc** · 10-18-2010, 08:12 AM

FEMALE COMPASSION

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f*cked?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'

She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.'

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-18-2010, 09:27 AM

**ringadingh** · 10-18-2010, 12:05 PM

Good One!

Stump · 10-18-2010, 08:43 PM

fatrat45 · 10-20-2010, 11:12 AM

damm thats bad.

10-18-2010, 08:12 AM	#1
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	FEMALE COMPASSION FEMALE COMPASSION A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f*cked?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.' She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in.' __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

10-18-2010, 09:27 AM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	FEMALE COMPASSION __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-18-2010, 12:05 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	FEMALE COMPASSION Good One! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-18-2010, 08:43 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	FEMALE COMPASSION __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

10-20-2010, 11:12 AM	#5
fatrat45 Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Tuscaloosa Alabama Posts: 341	FEMALE COMPASSION damm thats bad. __________________ Randy (fatrat) May Tuscaloosa, Al. Back Road Riders MC. VBA # 290 2006 Black Nomad

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