Top 10 signs you are too old to trick or treat.

**wompus** · 10-14-2010, 01:15 PM

Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating

Posted: 14 Oct 2010 02:58 AM PDT
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with awalker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

.

Stump · 10-14-2010, 04:26 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-14-2010, 11:17 PM

**ringadingh** · 10-14-2010, 11:38 PM

10-14-2010, 01:15 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Top 10 signs you are too old to trick or treat. Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating Posted: 14 Oct 2010 02:58 AM PDT 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, “Great Keith Richards mask!” and you’re not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with awalker. 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live. . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

10-14-2010, 04:26 PM	#2
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Top 10 signs you are too old to trick or treat. __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

10-14-2010, 11:17 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Top 10 signs you are too old to trick or treat. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-14-2010, 11:38 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Top 10 signs you are too old to trick or treat. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
What is the trick?	radco	Vulcan Nomad/Vaquero/Voyager	20	09-18-2011 11:11 AM
Tablecloth trick a different way!	jd01	Off-Topic	3	03-17-2010 11:11 PM
Trick or Treat	Scoot	Lighter Side/Jokes	10	11-20-2007 10:15 AM
How to treat a woman		Lighter Side/Jokes	4	11-12-2007 06:34 AM
card trick		Lighter Side/Jokes	2	10-16-2007 06:27 AM