ummmmmmm I want a man soooo bad

[dan]

Little boy comes home from school and walks in the house. His mother is not married. As he walks pass the bathroom he notices the door is cracked open about 5 inches. He peeks in and sees his mother standing stark naked nude in front of the mirror. She is standing there rubbing her breast and breathing heavy and looking into the mirror and she keeps repeating. ummmmm I want a man so bad. Rubbing some more and ummmmm I need a man so bad. The little boy walks away and leaves her alone. The next night when he gets home it the same thing all over again. She is in the bathroom, saying ummmmm I want a man soooo bad. The next night the little boy comes home and hears two people moaning and groaning in his mothers bedroom. He peeks in and sees his mother in bed with a man. He is overwhelmed. He runs to the bathroom strips off all his clothes, stands in front of the mirror rubbing his breast and says, ummmmmm I want a bicycle soooooo bad.

[dano]

Something about that just ain't right
Ride safe,
Dano