Grandpa Gets Oral

rooster1 · 06-09-2010, 12:55 PM

Grandpa Gets Oral!

The young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it.

His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time...and maybe do it several times a day.

Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.

Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.

When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year...maybe on your anniversary.

The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?"

His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."

"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.

"Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw You', and I holler back, 'Screw You too!'"

sly · 06-09-2010, 01:20 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 06-10-2010, 09:05 AM

**ringadingh** · 06-10-2010, 07:41 PM

**billmac** · 06-12-2010, 01:52 AM

LOL

06-09-2010, 12:55 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Grandpa Gets Oral Grandpa Gets Oral! The young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time...and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year...maybe on your anniversary. The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?" His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked. "Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw You', and I holler back, 'Screw You too!'"

06-09-2010, 01:20 PM	#2
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	Grandpa Gets Oral __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

06-10-2010, 09:05 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Grandpa Gets Oral __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

06-10-2010, 07:41 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Grandpa Gets Oral __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-12-2010, 01:52 AM	#5
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	Grandpa Gets Oral LOL

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