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Old 04-03-2010, 07:29 PM   #1
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Celibacy

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by

circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Bill and his wife,
Janice, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the
things that are important to each other..'


He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite

flower?'

Bill leaned over, touched Janice's arm gently, and
whispered,

'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began Bill's life of celibacy...........
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