Waving

[dennisbailey]

Another Nomad rider that I have the pleasure of riding with once in a while sent this to me. What is funny is that he waves at everything he passes, either direction.



Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back


10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don't Wave Back

10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.

Top 10 Reasons Sportbikers Don't Wave:

10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to.
9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and respond.
8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear.
7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of the socket.
6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
4. Their skin tight-kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal.
3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
2. It's too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.

Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don't Wave Back

10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form."
8. Your bike isn't weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.
7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock "comfort" seat.
6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod, XM, or talking on the cell phone.
5. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!.
4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.
3. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.
2. You haven't been properly introduced.
1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.

[dabull]

HAAAAAAAAAAA,,,, I just forwaded to my 3 riding buds....HD, GW, and Beemer....LOL

[Jared]

LOL!!! I love it!

[nomad561]

Nice !!! thanks for sharing that.

[dantama]

There's a hint of truth in all those stereotypes. Someone was clever pulling the truth out and playing on them.


I'll start a Nomad one. You guys finish.


10. They were too distracted thinking about how to invest the $8,000 that they saved buying a Nomad.

[dennisbailey]

9. They were too distracted thinking about posting their pictues and trip comments on the KawaNow website.

[Cajunrider]

8. He thought it was a MC cop and didn't want to bring any attention to himself.

[AlabamaNomadRider]

I liked everything that was said. You guys are adding some good ones. I can't think of anything more than just daydreaming and enjoying the smooth ride.

[Idaho]

7. The Nomad rider did wave. The other guy was affraid to let go of the handlebars.

[jd01]

6. Was too busy looking in his rear view mirror wondering why his Harley riding buddy was slowing down behind him.

[Idaho]

5. Was trying to dodge loose parts bouncing off of the oncoming Harley.

[waterman]

4. Was too comfortable, not worried about breaking down and didn't notice the riders coming at them.

[oledawg]

3. Too busy holding on after that Big Beautiful HD Ultra flew past with the drop dead gorgeous Redhead on back as they rounded that high speed sweeper.

[dantama]

Originally Posted by Ole Dawg

3. Too busy holding on after that Big Beautiful HD Ultra flew past with the drop dead gorgeous Redhead on back as they rounded that high speed sweeper.

Was she wearing anything?

[Idaho]

Originally Posted by Ole Dawg

3. Too busy holding on after that Big Beautiful HD Ultra flew past with the drop dead gorgeous Redhead on back as they rounded that high speed sweeper.

Who changed the rules and made fanatsy acceptable?