T'was Dan's Night Before Court

**glwilson** · 12-09-2009, 04:29 PM

T'was the night before Court, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Dan edited his tapes with the sincerest of care, in hopes that Guzman would show and be there.

The judge was nestled all snug in his bed, while visions of a calm court danced in his head.

And Officer Guzman in her uniform and cap; had just settled her brain for a long winter’s nap.

Yet over at Dan’s house there arose such a clatter, as Dan rehearsed his defense as to him it would matter.

Away to his videos he flew like a flash, but tore open his wallet to make sure he had cash.

Dan rehearsed his questions only he would know, to give Guzman no chance and answers she’d blow.

When, what to Dan’s wondering eyes should appear, but the state’s statute with regard to head gear.

With a bit of study, so intense and so slick; Dan knew in a moment he would make Guzman sick.

More rapid than eagles, Dan's defense it came; as he whistled, and shouted, and called Guzman a name!

“Now Guzman! Now Man-body! Now, anything but Vixen!
On Vomit, on Stupid, on Honor, on fixen’… this injustice to mankind, to everyone and all… fix my injustice your honor, it isn’t too small!

As the dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly; when Dan meets an obstacle, he mounts his Nomad and gives it a try.

So up to the court-house Dan’s Nomad flew; with the bike full of videos, questions, and more than anyone knew.

And then, in a twinkling, there stood Dan with his “proof”; a bad boy he wasn’t, this wasn’t a spoof.

As the judge drew in his head, and was turning around; the frightful vision of Dan would soon abound.

He was dressed all in leather, from his head to his foot; and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.

A bundle of defense he had flung on his back; and he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! His dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow; and a beard on his chin… this just wasn’t to be so.

The stump of a pen Dan held tight in his teeth; and his thoughts encircled his head like a wreath.

He was going to tell Guzman just how it is… no judge would differ in thought to his.

Dan slung questions to Guzman; no points too small… the judge pondered reason, and thought he’d seen it all.

As Guzman stood firmly her ground, Dan grew angered, and on the desk he would pound.

His reason and logic was lost in defense… to the judge and bailiff; “this doesn’t make sense”.

The judge spoke not a word, but went straight to his work; and filed every charge he could find for this jerk.

And laying his finger aside of his nose; and giving a nod, up from the desk his head rose!

The judge sprang for his gavel; to his court he gave a whistle; and away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

He was heard to exclaim; that this case was out of sight; the defendant is GUILTY and to ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!!

(Just humoring you Dan... just humoring you. Good luck on your court case!

)

waterman · 12-09-2009, 04:34 PM

Slow day there GL??

dantama · 12-09-2009, 06:04 PM

Made me laugh GL :)

You missed the part where I get held in contempt of court, and sent to jail.

**glwilson** · 12-09-2009, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan Lund

Made me laugh GL :)

You missed the part where I get held in contempt of court, and sent to jail.

I hope you don't... but then again Dan... who knows what will happen!!!

blowndodge · 12-09-2009, 06:48 PM

That was freekin' priceless Greg!!!

Good luck manana Dan... Argue intent I'm tellin ya bro. "Legislative Intent" is real big in the legal world of criminal torts. What was the intent of eyewear? doesn't the windshild provide most of the protection and a cracked visor behind that still provides better face and eye protection than a non windshiled 3/4 helmeted rider?

**ringadingh** · 12-09-2009, 07:20 PM

That was great Greg, and Dan if things don't go so good tomorrow hopefully they have interenet in jail and you can still keep in touch once in a while.

macmac · 12-09-2009, 07:25 PM

Lesson: Don't mess with glwilson

jesse · 12-09-2009, 09:26 PM

Good job GL. Hard to imagine what yuo could have done with more time.

**Cajunrider** · 12-09-2009, 10:11 PM

That was ingenious Greg! Good luck Dan. I hope all goes your way. Keep cool!

audiogooroo · 12-09-2009, 10:59 PM

Too funny!
Greg, you may have missed your calling. I know some songwriters and lyricists pulling down some pretty serious coin from publishing rights. :)

lw · 12-10-2009, 01:56 AM

I think the newest Staff Member just identified himself:

Greg L Wilson- Poet Laureate of KawaNOW

rickyboy · 12-10-2009, 03:52 AM

Good stuff GL......I'm still chuckling.

again,... good luck Dan. I side with you.

dantama · 12-10-2009, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blowndodge "Darksider"

That was freekin' priceless Greg!!!

Good luck manana Dan... Argue intent I'm tellin ya bro. "Legislative Intent" is real big in the legal world of criminal torts. What was the intent of eyewear? doesn't the windshild provide most of the protection and a cracked visor behind that still provides better face and eye protection than a non windshiled 3/4 helmeted rider?

Just added that right near the top of the list of questions this morning BD, thanks.

phenrichs · 12-10-2009, 09:29 AM

Good Luck Dan!
Greg that was awesome.

Todd · 12-10-2009, 10:52 AM

Priceless!!!! you must be snowed in up there in Roscoe LOL!

12-09-2009, 04:29 PM	#1
glwilson Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: North Central Illinois Posts: 8,575	T'was Dan's Night Before Court T'was the night before Court, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Dan edited his tapes with the sincerest of care, in hopes that Guzman would show and be there. The judge was nestled all snug in his bed, while visions of a calm court danced in his head. And Officer Guzman in her uniform and cap; had just settled her brain for a long winter’s nap. Yet over at Dan’s house there arose such a clatter, as Dan rehearsed his defense as to him it would matter. Away to his videos he flew like a flash, but tore open his wallet to make sure he had cash. Dan rehearsed his questions only he would know, to give Guzman no chance and answers she’d blow. When, what to Dan’s wondering eyes should appear, but the state’s statute with regard to head gear. With a bit of study, so intense and so slick; Dan knew in a moment he would make Guzman sick. More rapid than eagles, Dan's defense it came; as he whistled, and shouted, and called Guzman a name! “Now Guzman! Now Man-body! Now, anything but Vixen! On Vomit, on Stupid, on Honor, on fixen’… this injustice to mankind, to everyone and all… fix my injustice your honor, it isn’t too small! As the dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly; when Dan meets an obstacle, he mounts his Nomad and gives it a try. So up to the court-house Dan’s Nomad flew; with the bike full of videos, questions, and more than anyone knew. And then, in a twinkling, there stood Dan with his “proof”; a bad boy he wasn’t, this wasn’t a spoof. As the judge drew in his head, and was turning around; the frightful vision of Dan would soon abound. He was dressed all in leather, from his head to his foot; and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundle of defense he had flung on his back; and he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack. His eyes-how they twinkled! His dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow; and a beard on his chin… this just wasn’t to be so. The stump of a pen Dan held tight in his teeth; and his thoughts encircled his head like a wreath. He was going to tell Guzman just how it is… no judge would differ in thought to his. Dan slung questions to Guzman; no points too small… the judge pondered reason, and thought he’d seen it all. As Guzman stood firmly her ground, Dan grew angered, and on the desk he would pound. His reason and logic was lost in defense… to the judge and bailiff; “this doesn’t make sense”. The judge spoke not a word, but went straight to his work; and filed every charge he could find for this jerk. And laying his finger aside of his nose; and giving a nod, up from the desk his head rose! The judge sprang for his gavel; to his court he gave a whistle; and away they all flew like the down of a thistle. He was heard to exclaim; that this case was out of sight; the defendant is GUILTY and to ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!! (Just humoring you Dan... just humoring you. Good luck on your court case! ) __________________ "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." "You can have your own opinion, but not your own facts." *Former VBA NCR Assist Regional Leader* Formerly: 2004 1500FI Bronze Nomad: 2009 & 2014 HD Ultra Current Rides: 2017 HD Ultra Limited & 2011 Can Am Spyder RTS-SE Attended: VBA National Rallies 2009, 2011, 2015; VBA/NCR Regional Rally 2010, 12, 14, 16 and several rides throughout with regional members. VBA Member #652 HOG Member #3935417 Login or Register to Remove Ads
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12-09-2009, 04:34 PM	#2
waterman Top Contributor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 6,530	T'was Dan's Night Before Court Slow day there GL?? __________________ Joel "Waterman" 2017 HD Road Glide Ultra 2006 Nomad - Sold VBA 213 VROC 16913 Custer 09: Cortez 10: Crescent City 11: Kanab 12: Estes Park 13: Tahoe 14: Red Lodge 16
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12-09-2009, 06:04 PM	#3
dantama Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 0	T'was Dan's Night Before Court Made me laugh GL :) You missed the part where I get held in contempt of court, and sent to jail.
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12-09-2009, 06:48 PM	#5
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	T'was Dan's Night Before Court That was freekin' priceless Greg!!! Good luck manana Dan... Argue intent I'm tellin ya bro. "Legislative Intent" is real big in the legal world of criminal torts. What was the intent of eyewear? doesn't the windshild provide most of the protection and a cracked visor behind that still provides better face and eye protection than a non windshiled 3/4 helmeted rider? __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005 Login or Register to Remove Ads
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12-09-2009, 07:20 PM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	T'was Dan's Night Before Court That was great Greg, and Dan if things don't go so good tomorrow hopefully they have interenet in jail and you can still keep in touch once in a while. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951
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12-09-2009, 07:25 PM	#7
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12-09-2009, 09:26 PM	#8
jesse Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Farmington, Arkansas Posts: 1,013	T'was Dan's Night Before Court Good job GL. Hard to imagine what yuo could have done with more time. __________________ 2012 Goldwing 80,000+ & counting 2005 Nomad 76,585 mi VBA #628 IBA #54485
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12-09-2009, 10:11 PM	#9
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	T'was Dan's Night Before Court That was ingenious Greg! Good luck Dan. I hope all goes your way. Keep cool! __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482
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12-09-2009, 10:59 PM	#10
audiogooroo Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Colorado Springs, Colorado/Las Vegas, NV Posts: 3,390	T'was Dan's Night Before Court Too funny! Greg, you may have missed your calling. I know some songwriters and lyricists pulling down some pretty serious coin from publishing rights. :) __________________ Audiogooroo - Daryl Porter Colorado Springs, CO VBA #248 VROC #17261 1999 Grn/Grn Nomad
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12-10-2009, 01:56 AM	#11
lw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pasadena, Texas Posts: 2,117	T'was Dan's Night Before Court I think the newest Staff Member just identified himself: Greg L Wilson- Poet Laureate of KawaNOW
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12-10-2009, 03:52 AM	#12
rickyboy Top Contributor Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: 108 Mile Ranch B.C. Canada Posts: 5,472	T'was Dan's Night Before Court Good stuff GL......I'm still chuckling. again,... good luck Dan. I side with you. __________________ Nomad'a What ! "rickyboy" Richard Cole Canada West Region 108 Mile Ranch, British Columbia Canada Vulcan Bagger Assoc. #00722 Black 2006 Nomad https://cdn2.iconfinder.com/data/ico...Book_32x32.png
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12-10-2009, 09:29 AM	#14
phenrichs Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 2,498	T'was Dan's Night Before Court Good Luck Dan! Greg that was awesome.
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12-10-2009, 10:52 AM	#15
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	T'was Dan's Night Before Court Priceless!!!! you must be snowed in up there in Roscoe LOL! __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC
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