I Need A Handsaw

rooster1 · 09-14-2009, 12:39 PM

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw and he sees another man on the 1st floor.

He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so he does sign language.

He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.

The man on the 1st floor knods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.

The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says, "What the f**k is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!"

The other guy says," I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming."

beezer · 09-14-2009, 04:49 PM

**ringadingh** · 09-14-2009, 08:18 PM

**jmorrow** · 09-14-2009, 09:12 PM

HA

blowndodge · 09-15-2009, 11:26 AM

So that's what CJ was trying to tell me all the time on our way to Custer???

AlabamaNomadRider · 09-23-2009, 01:43 AM

Now that was another good one.

09-14-2009, 12:39 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	I Need A Handsaw A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw and he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so he does sign language. He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the 1st floor knods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says, "What the f**k is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!" The other guy says," I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming."

09-14-2009, 04:49 PM	#2
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	I Need A Handsaw __________________ 2012 FLHTK

09-14-2009, 08:18 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	I Need A Handsaw __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-14-2009, 09:12 PM	#4
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	I Need A Handsaw HA __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-15-2009, 11:26 AM	#5
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	I Need A Handsaw So that's what CJ was trying to tell me all the time on our way to Custer??? __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

09-23-2009, 01:43 AM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	I Need A Handsaw Now that was another good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181