Two Drunks

rooster1 · 09-03-2009, 03:59 PM

A policeman drives by a bar late one night, after closing time, and notices two male patrons, obviously drunk, lying on the sidewalk in front of the establishment. When he parks the squad car and approaches, he notices that one of the men has his finger up the other ones exposed ass. When the policeman asks just what is going on, the owner of the finger states, "My friend here is very drunk and I'm trying to make him throw up".

The policeman informs the fellow that normally you would make someone throw up my putting a finger into his throat, not his ass!

To which the drunk replies, "When I put this finger down his throat, I guarantee you he WILL throw up!"

**ringadingh** · 09-04-2009, 01:23 PM

Thats a gaurantee for sure!

**BudMan** · 09-04-2009, 01:41 PM

09-03-2009, 03:59 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Two Drunks A policeman drives by a bar late one night, after closing time, and notices two male patrons, obviously drunk, lying on the sidewalk in front of the establishment. When he parks the squad car and approaches, he notices that one of the men has his finger up the other ones exposed ass. When the policeman asks just what is going on, the owner of the finger states, "My friend here is very drunk and I'm trying to make him throw up". The policeman informs the fellow that normally you would make someone throw up my putting a finger into his throat, not his ass! To which the drunk replies, "When I put this finger down his throat, I guarantee you he WILL throw up!"

09-04-2009, 01:23 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Two Drunks Thats a gaurantee for sure! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-04-2009, 01:41 PM	#3
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Two Drunks __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

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