OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN

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(might have been posted already I clicked and nothing happened)
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR
EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer
park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care
Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician
Is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible
for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a
typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100%
Is "embalming."

(2 ) Your Prozac comes in different colors with
little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE
JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE
PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and
They give you a Popsicle stick and duct
tape.

[ringadingh]

[BudMan]