Bubba Walking On Water

rooster1 · 09-01-2009, 04:03 PM

> Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems
> that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk
> on water on their 21st birthday.
>
> On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the
> far side for their first legal drink. So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a
> round, he and his pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake,
> Bubba stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely
> managed to pull him to safety.
> Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he
> asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my
> pappy, his father, and his father before him?'
> Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because your
> father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in January,
> when the lake is frozen, and you were born
> in July, you dumb ass.

Yellow Jacket · 09-01-2009, 04:19 PM

ROFL! !

**ringadingh** · 09-01-2009, 06:18 PM

psychocycle · 09-04-2009, 02:50 PM

09-01-2009, 04:03 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Bubba Walking On Water > Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems > that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk > on water on their 21st birthday. > > On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the > far side for their first legal drink. So when Bubba's 21st birthday came a > round, he and his pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, > Bubba stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely > managed to pull him to safety. > Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he > asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my > pappy, his father, and his father before him?' > Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because your > father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in January, > when the lake is frozen, and you were born > in July, you dumb ass.

09-01-2009, 04:19 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Bubba Walking On Water ROFL! ! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

09-01-2009, 06:18 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Bubba Walking On Water __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-04-2009, 02:50 PM	#4
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